美人在侧花满堂

嗯？”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
  冲他翻了翻白眼，美仁只觉得气不打一处，他居然还有闲情开这种玩笑。
  那人本以为撞着一只肥羊，孰知遇上个不好惹的人，一听要将他送交官府，定少不了挨板子，当下抱拳连声求饶，急忙将偷来的钱袋双手奉还。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
  “求公子饶命，小的再不敢冒犯了。小的上有八十老母，下有黄口小儿，求公子大人有大量，放小的一马——”                                                                                                                                     
  “我还有十几个如花似玉的老婆要养呢。”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
  那人惊愕地抬头看向一本正经的美仁，嘴角忍不住地抽搐。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
  拿回钱袋，美仁狠狠地给了那人一脚，大声骂了一声：“滚！”